Slip of the Tongue - After reuniting at the end of Season One, Hank and Karen decide to pack up and head to New York. As part of the reconciliation, Hank undergoes a grueling vasectomy at Karen’s request. That night, Hank and Karen meet Charlie and Marcy for drinks. They wind up bumping into Sonja, the vomiting Scientologist from season one, who’s now pregnant, and her new boyfriend Julian, a renowned self-help guru. The group heads to a party at the home of legendary record producer Lew Ashby, where Hank has an accident when he confuses a partygoer for Karen. On the ride home, Hank gets arrested for driving under the influence and assaulting an officer.

President Evil - Diggers have Dug their own grave, Dig Dug-style, ya dig? You’ve never seen a Vegas crime caper like “Ocean’s Thirty-Eight.” The government tries to contain an outbreak of cooties. Teenagers are exposed to movie trailers, but they’re not exactly watching the screen.

Dia-bill-ic Shock - The 13th season premiere finds Bill discovering he has diabetes due to his love of sweets, and must make lifestyle changes.

You’re Gonna Love Tomorrow - Five years have passed since Katherine shot her ex-husband as Susan, Lynette, Bree and Gaby stood together in solidarity to protect her. Susan tries to hide her relationship with a new man; Gaby questions her abilities as a mom; Bree is on the verge of publishing her own cookbook as business partner, Katherine, grows envious; Lynette catches her teenaged twins spearheading illegal activities; and Edie returns to Wisteria Lane in jaw-dropping fashion with a new man in tow.

When a barmaid at Merlotte’s is found murdered, Jason becomes the lead suspect. Later, Bill introduces Sookie to Fangoria, the biggest vampire bar in Shreveport, and to Eric, the oldest vampire.

The Smith family gets ready to celebrate Roger’s big 1-6-double-0 but are sidetracked by Steve’s horrifying announcement that he’s going through puberty!

Fire Sale - Ari and Vince pitch their smoke-jumper script to studios, while Eric has a tense negotiations with the screenwriters and with Amanda. Drama’s appearance on The View is a memorable one.

Dissatisfied with his current love life, Brian decides to slow things down when he meets the girl of his dreams, Carolyn.