Pascal’s Triangle Revisited – Britta and Professor Slater fight for the affection of Jeff, while Troy is confused when Abed doesn’t invite him to move into his dorm room.
English as a Second Language – Señor Chang is replaced as the Spanish teacher after the college finds out he doesn’t have a teaching degree. Elsewhere, Troy discovers he has a knack for plumbing.
Modern Warfare – The sexual tension between Jeff and Britta becomes a hot topic among the study group. Meanwhile, what starts out as a simple contest for a chance at early class registration turns the peaceful campus of Greendale Community College into an all-out war zone. Friendships are tested, as only one student can be victorious.
Contemporary American Poultry – Jeff and Troy take on the chicken finger shortage that has a gripped Greendale Community College. Witnessing this show of activism by her fellow students causes Britta to struggle with the unsatisfactory number of causes she currently supports.
The Science of Illusion – Pierce is willing to do and wear whatever it takes to reach a new level of ascension in his Buddhist church. Meanwhile, Britta secretly tries to shake her reputation as a “buzzkill,” resulting in a prank gone horribly wrong. Britta’s misguided attempt at levity forces new campus security officers Annie and Shirley to investigate the crime.
Beginner Pottery – Jeff unexpectedly takes interest in his new pottery class when another student shows natural talent. Meanwhile, Pierce brings Britta, Shirley and Troy along for a ride at his boating class.
Physical Education – Jeff shows a little leg in billiards class when he’s forced to wear the Greendale PE uniform, while the gang tries to help Abed get a girl.
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