Home – Kath has asked Phil to move into her home, which she just happens to be fixing up for the Parade of Homes. Meanwhile, Kim is upset to learn that Craig has forgotten their anniversary of their second date, which is really all in his plans of getting her back.
Desire – Kim sets off on a new business idea, but her plans are put on hold when Craig decides not to be the financial backer. Meanwhile, Phil and Kath plan a romantic evening together.
Competition – Kath makes a startling discovery when its revealed that she is still married and seeks her ex-husband to make their divorce final. Meanwhile, when Kim meets up with a tough roller derby skater, she believes she has found her calling.
Celebrity – Kath is inspired by a local celebrity to try out for a part in Cats. Kath seeks out Athena’s spiritual advice to prepare herself for fame. Elsewhere, Kim gets a new job working at Phil’s sandwich shop.
Idols – Kath and Kim both try to impress the judges of a contest in which the winner receives a dinner with Wynonna Judd, but things don’t exactly go as planned. Meanwhile, Craig and Derrick work on writing a country song.
News – Kim decides to take the position as a news anchor for a local television station. Craig gets in an accident with Phil’s car which escalates once the police get involved.
News – Kim decides to pursue a career as a news anchor for a local TV station. Craig has a mishap with Phil’s car, which only gets worse when the police get involved.
Friends – To find some new friends, Kath and Phil host a Christmas Party. Meanwhile, Kim and Craig’s friendship is with Derrick is tested at the Circuit Surplus holiday party.
Sacrifice – The stress from wedding planning is taking its toll on Kath and giving her insomnia. Phil suggests that Kath visit his life coach and spiritual adviser Athena Scooberman (guest star Maya Rudolph). Kath agrees and is quickly taken with Athena and her teachings, but Phil soon realizes that his advice may have been a big mistake. Meanwhile, Kim must pay her outstanding parking tickets in order to get a boot removed from her car. Instead of paying the price, she asks Craig to help her get out of the bind no matter the cost.
Gay – While out shopping for her wedding Kath encounters a gay couple. Kath is curious over a Kim’s friendship with a former classmate. Phil has a struggle with his insecurity.
Desire – Kath is undecided whether she should intervene when she sees how Phil’s best friend treats him. Elsewhere, Craig tries to prove to his friend that he is not whipped because of Kim’s constant requests.
Dating – Once Kath keeps her first secret from Phil, she then worries about what secrets he maybe keeping from her. Elsewhere, Kim hopes to have Craig get rid of his dog and rush back to win her after she goes speed dating with a friend.
Desire – Having found her dream dress Kath plans on having a lavish wedding, but her financial woes may limit her vision for the big day. Elsewhere, Kim thinks about going back with Craig after discovering that big money can be made in breeding his dog.
Old – Kath is excited to plan her wedding to Phil, but becomes insecure when Kim says that her mother is too old to be getting married. Later, Kim believes that Craig is having an affair, leading her to ask her second best friend Angel for help.
Respect – Kath cannot wait to start planning her big wedding to Phil, but her insecurities kick in after Kim comments that maybe her mother is too old to be getting married and having an extravagant event. Kath starts to believe that Kim is right and is later convinced when she catches Phil with a younger woman. Meanwhile, Kim has a suspicion that her estranged husband, Craig, is having an affair. In order to learn the truth, she enlists a little help from her second best friend, Angel.
Pilot – Kath agrees to let her daughter Kim move back home after her separation from her husband. However, and much to Kim’s surprise, things are not the same as before since Kath refuses to give in to Kim’s every wish like she has in the past.
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